Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 4

Blue is in his farm. He is planting. He whistles. Then he goes to his wheat an breaks it. He replants the wheat. Then he breaks some beetroot. Replants it and drizzles it with water. Then he breaks a melon. Then he drizzles some carrots and potatoes with water. But it was empty. Then he goes to his cauldron and refills his bottle. Yay! He drizzles the carrots and potatoes again. Then he breaks the netherwarts and replants it again. He admires his work. And in no time at all the wheat was starting to grow again. He smells the netherwart. It smells so sweet. Like raspberries. Blue takes a bite. Yum! Then eats the whole thing. He eats more and more and more. Then he thinks that he should make more. He drops them in his cauldron reluclantly and lights a fire underneath. Then he stirs the mix with a shovel. Blue then tastes it. Awesome! Then he gets his bottle and dips it in the cauldron. He then sees the name. A-W-K-W-A-R-K Potion. He throws the potion back. *inaudible screaming*. What is this? He touches is. Awkward Potion. He grabs it. Awkward Potion. He drinks it. *Waits*. Nothing. No effect? Phew! Hmmm... He dips the empty bottle again. Awkward Potion. Then he gets a brewing stand and places it on a block of cobblestone. He puts the potion in the brewing stand. Let's test this potion out. He looks at the fuel. It is shaped in blaze powder. He searche his inventory for blaze powder. He finds one and puts it in. Then there is another slot. This time there is nothing to tell him what to put in. Hmmm.... He tries lots of things until... Nani? He put in magma cream. The Awkward potion turns into a Fire Resistant Potion. Blue is flabberghasted. He jumps into the fire. Woah? He try some more. He spams his inventory slots until... NARNI?! There is a potion of leaping. He put in a rabbits foot and out comes a potion of leaping. So if my calculations are right...*jumps 300 pixels off the ground*. What the... He emptys his bottles and fills them with awkward potions and starts brewing...

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Red is on his own. He spawns a pig. Aha! He puts a lead on him and the pig walks the other way. Hey where are you going? Red walks over to Blue's farm and there is a bunch of empty bottles on the floor. What the... Then the pig goes further in. Red soon sees a huge pile of potions and beside them is a battered, Blue. BLUE! SPEAK TO ME! PLEASE! Then Blue wakes up and sees the pig drinking the potions. NO! MY POTIONS. The pig rumbles a strange rumble. Suddenly the pig gets all the helpful effects. *rumble growl*. Then the pig goes crazy. NO! REUBEN, STOP! The pig goes wild and breaks some of Blue's wheat. He eats it. *num num*. Blue pulls on the wheat and loses the wheat. The pig goes to the other direction. Red and Blue shout REUBEN, COME BACK! The pig starts destroying stuff like the cauldron and the brewing stand. Yellow, Green and Orange are talking about a story when Reuben comes in and punches all of them. He after destroys the campfire and seats. Then he looks at Orange. Uh oh. He pulls out a diamond sword and hits the pig. The pig gives an angry growl. Then kicks Orange into the sky. They fight. NANI?! THIS THING IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF US VS THE PIG!!! Then Orange is beat up. Blue then comes in with potion effects all around him. Tje rest get behind him. Now were even. Leave my friends alone you son of a pig. Blue flips the pig and they start fighting in the air. Oh you are strong. Damn. The pig staarts punching Blue into a wall repeatively. But then, Orange, Red, Green and Yellow come with potions and lots of effects around them. They start fighting the pig. *hiyah wupash kaboom smash oooff*. The pig is smashe to the ground. It doesn't move. The stickmen come over. Orange grabs his sword. BY MY CRYSTALIC BLADE I SHALL STAB THOU UNTIL THEE BLEE- The pig is up and fighting again. *pow boom crunch slash* The pig flys through the air and at that moment his effects all disappeared. He fell through the air and died on th floor. Oof. Bacon. Everyone except Red shout Victory! Red says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! REUBEN, MY PIG! NOOO! Everyone says There there. Then suddenly, WHY DIDN'T IT THINK OF IT?! HAHA! LLAMA YOU WILL BE MY NEW FRIEND. Llama looks at him and spits. EEEEWWWWW! ME NEED TO TAKE SHOWER AFTER THIS ALAN BECKER!

The End.

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