Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 7

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Yellow and Orange are building a modern quartz wood house. They are building very quickly. Red, Green and Blue are building a steampunk house. They are building very fast as well. All is well. They keep building. The houses (now mansions) are getting bigger and bigger. Orange is building down below. He needs to build pillars to support the hanging above. He is about to build when he notices he doesn't have room. The other house has there build there. Then Orange pulls out his pickaxe and starts breaking the other house. Green walks over and stops Orange. He pointa at his house and says are you outta ya mind?! Orange points to his house and says well we need some pillars. Yellow and Blue walk over. Green slowly replaces the blocks. Orange breaks them. Green replaces. Orange breaks. Green replaces. Orange breaks. Green replaces. Orange breaks. Green pulls out his diamond sword. Blue and Yellow hold their heads. Blue slowly pulls Green away. There is no need for violence to solve this. Let's tal- Orange breaks. Green slashes. Orange loses 3 and a half hearts. Ouch! Orange immediately pulls out his sword and Green and Orange start fighting. Yellow and Blue play along, fighting too. Red who is still building says What the actual heck. Someone is going to get hurt. He builds a iron golem and orders him to break the stickmen up. The golem goes and gets Orange and Yellow's butts rekt. Everyone (except Orange and Yellow) jubilate. Then there is TNT thrown onto a part of their build. Red, Blue and Green run away. The iron golem gets arrow spammed by Yellow and Orange. The others notice and try fight. Yellow builds a rapid-fire arrow cannon and Red and the others slow down. They protect themselves with shields. Orange keeps breaking the house. Green E-pearls to Orange who is continuing to build his house. Green hits Orange. Then Yellow comes in with hand punching. Green is low when there are snowballs hitting Yellow and Green. Red was making snowmen continuously. Then Green teleports to the top of the other builds house and starts destroying the roof (like he has haste 100000000). Orange teleports up as well. Green turns around in surprise. Then Green gets his butt rekt. He is very low when Orange kicks him to the ground while in mid-air. He gets rekt again. Then he teleports away (onto Oranges house...). Red and Blue drink invisibility pots. Then they go to Orange who is about to wreck their house. Orange swings back his pickaxe... and something grabs it. He can't see anything except his floating pickaxe. He tries to grab it. It flys away. Then he gets punched and before you know it he gets beat up. Then Yellow comes over with a bucket of milk and pours it near Orange. There standing is Red and Blue. Orange pulls out his sword and slaps his hand with it threatingly. He is about to slash when he notices Green. He is placing down TNT and is about to blow up Oranges house. SLOW MOTION... Green pulls out his flint and steel and swings back. Orange jumps with a diamond sword in one hand. He attacks and Green loses all his hearts... Everything that Green owned... scattered everywhere... What the actual heck did you do NOW?!?! Orange just stares in disbelief. What have I done?! I have killed Green! I am now a murderer! Everyone else comes over still in shock. Orange goes to his knees. He starts sobbing. The others sit down. They start sobbing too. Is this the end...

Green spawns in his home. Where he met Orange with Blue, Yellow and Red. They were all very happy. Green checked his inventory. Stuff... all gone... Green goes outside and looks around. He deletes the tab and goes back to the minecraft screen. The others are having his funeral. Yellow blows his nose. Everyone gives their prayers and drops their flowers on the coffin. Suddenly, Green jumps out!!!  Everyone is shocked. Blue and Orange slash Green to death. 

The End.

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Science: A gravitational card.

I tried a card thing today 

that I have known since I 
was a 5 year old. I had attempted it but failed. But now I have a tactic up my sleeve. So this is how U created the card levitating trick (or the gravitational card trick). 

So I used the old bend the card trick. It made the cards hpld sturdier and better. I failed a few times but I made it. I ran out of cards as well in case you were wondering. So then I let gravity and science do the trick. I took it before I was finished in case I failed again. Somehow when I removed the most bottom left card, it held. I was flabberghasted. So it worked. Let's get some #sciencedoesthetrick in the comments. Until the next blog PEACE OUT!

Read this TODAY! (URGENT MESSAGE).

Everyone go onto TVNZ 1 today. It is important no matter what you are. Student, teacher, parent, caregiver, all thiat is important. So go to TVNZ 1 today at 1:00pm sharp. The Prime Minister is announcing if we are entering Alert Level 2. Watch the full thing and pay attention. I am reporting to al humans that visit my blog to go to TVNZ 1 at 1:00pm sharp or go to covid.govt.nz at the same time. Be sure to not miss it if you are excited to go back to school. I certainly am going to be a couch potato for the rest of afternoon...

Come and see for yourself...

Nom nom! Burger King has closed for a while but we can still eat burgers without going to buy them yourself. And also I beat the ones we make are better and healthier. Let me tell you about my nutritous burger today.....

I had a burger today. It was yum. But not any yum. *Angels singing* *then deep voice speaks* GOD'S BURGER HAS FALLEN THROUGH THE SKY... ok not that yum but: *angels singing* it was for the love of god. It was so scrumtious I could even eat the plate. Ok now I'm over exaggerating. Let me just explain how it was healthy and how it was yum. Healthy is coming up right in the next paragragh.       

Healthy: It had lots of nutritous ingredients. Lettuce, Garlic, you name it. Awesome foods. Lots of greens some of the fats were inthere but pretty good fats. Now that you know the healthy here comes my fav part. Num.

Yummy parts. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. Everything was yum. Gherkins the mustard tomato barbeque and Garlic aioli sauces. But the god spot was the: *talks to the editor* can we have the angels singing thingie again? *angels singing* Beef, Angus beef pattie. But best it was a homemade onion beef pattie. Oh yeah so you want to try now? Well try for yourself. I present the *angels singing* God's Burger. Nup don't need you anymore burger king. I've got a burger queen (my mum the cook 《I hope i didn't embarrass her》 in my house. And the next challenge is coming out tomorrow so checkthat out. Until then, PEACE OUT!
                                               
 

Challenge No. 2 Mental Challenge.

Hello again and I am back with another challenge. This time I am doing a mental challenge. There is a cool thing that has something to do with math. 11 multiply by any number is going to be easy peasy. Even if it is a number like: 6424587649748488594. You can tell I scrambled that out. If you used the normal multiplacation formula it would take you aaages. But with my trick it can be solved in a minute. Try this if you know addition very well. Let's take an example. 132. 132x11. It is easy. Put the 2 on the right, then add the 3 and 2 together and put it in the next digit place in front of the 2. Then 3 add 1. Put that in the next digit place. Then put the 1 on the far left side. I can work it out right now. Gimme a sec. Umm... Hmm... Ok... NANI... Gat em. The answer is 1452. Check an calculator. I'm correct right? My challenge is work out 1234567890987654321x11. Can you work it out? Send me a picture of your work to my email. See my first challenge for the email. If you already know this thing be a cookie. Your gifted. Anyways, PEACE OUT!

Rough day at Birdling Flat.

Today, I went to Birdling Flat. And can I tell you, it was... bad? Nah... Rigged? I'll pass... Aha... I know it was rough. This is my rough day at birdling Flat. In the morning, my mum and I waere getting ready. We brought jackets, some plastic bags and a big supply of food. So we got on our car and started our journey. We departed at 1:00 sharp but the sky looked as if it was sundown. There wasn't good weather today. It was a long journey to Birdling Flat (1 whole hour) but we made it there. It still looked like it was night but it was fine. We arrived and went downhill. Birdling Flat is a beach but not with sand. Instead it is full of stones. That's why my family is here. We collect agates. We have for a few years now. It is fun to look for agate, when there are lots. We have collected lots of cool looking stones now. At least 5 big containers. I think I found an amethyst once but it looked like a stone with small white sparkles. So I threw it away. Now that I think it was a very rare and cool gem, I regret throwing it away. When I opened the door of my car, I was taken by surprise by the wind. It was the strongest gust I ever felt. I looked around just in case if there was a tornado but of course, no. We ventured a few kilometres then my dad said we should head back. We haven't found a single agate yet so my mum decided to look for a few more minutes. My brothers Dad and I went back. The small stones keeped running into our shoes. It was uncomfortable but we mad it. We brought lots of food so my brothers and I started hammering away. We had lots of spare canned drinks so we had some. Nom nom nom. Aftera few minutes, my dad said our mum was heading back. In her hand was a single agate. Wow. We never only got one. That meant today was not a very good weather. We headed home. 

So we did have a nice time eating instead in conclusion. Tell me in the comments what was one of your craziest days. Until the next blog PEACE OUT!!!

Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 6

SORRY EVERYONE FOR SOME LATE BLOGS. I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME EACH DAY ON THE DEVICE. BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY TODAYS BLOG. 

Yellow climbs up the window. He finds the minecraft app. Hehe.  He looks around. Then he grabs it and dumps a whole lot of redstone associates. He flips through the hotbar an reaches the end. He tries to flip harder and flips into some objects he hasn't seen before. Have I broken Minecraft? He flips through them all shocked and excited. He says WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? He ends on the command block. He decides to take the command block and closes the window. Let's experiment! He takes the command block and puts it down. Now how does thus work? He presses it and the command block page comes up. He is surprised. Then he types in start. Then presses the done button. He waits. And waits. Oh come on... he taps the block. Then another side. The side falls off. Out comes a piece of paper. Yellow takes it. He reads and types in: /give yellow command_block 64. Then he gets a button and puts it on the command block. Then he press the button. In his inventory, is 64 command blocks. AWESOME!!! He then types in /summon wood planks ~0~0~1. There is a wood plank right there. Then he types in cake instead of wood planks and makes the second zero a 2. There is a cake that appears on the wood plank. Then he summons a armor stand and positions it into and right arm rise. He is happy. He keeps on making commands...

Red walks by and sees the cake on the wood plank.
Oooh! Yummy Caik. Num num. Caiky here I come. He comes near the cake and tries to grab it. Cake and wood plank teleport. Red is surprised. What the heck? What in the name of god is this? Red attempts to grab the cake. It flys two blocks above the wood block. NANI?!?! WTF! Then the cake and wood plank teleport again. Behind a wall, there is a very trollish friend. Yellow giggles. He types in /teleport red to a certain area. Red runs at the cake but gets teleported before he can get his hands on the cake. He falls. There is a armour stand beside him. The armour stand turns and waves. Red waves too. The armour stand pulls out cake. 0_o. He tries to get the cake.The armour stand stops him. He pulls out and apple and puts on his head. Then he pulls out a bow and arrow and teleports Red back. Re hesotates but shoots anyways. He hits bullseye. They both jubilate. Then the armour stand builds a small pillar with a lever on a block and tells Red to flick the lever. Red walks forward and does just that. There is a pause. Then Red is showered with a million cakes. YAY! MORE CAIK!!! Then Red hears something. He hear the typing. Yellow types in: /replace caik 64 rotten flesh 64. But Red catches him typing. Hey! Oh you saw nothing. Did you do all that with those blocks? Yeah... *both have an good idea*...

Blue comes in eating a netherwart. He askes Green if he wants some. Nah, I'm good. Then Red is there behind a red wall, wearing a magicians hat. They walk in. See nothing in this hat? I'm going to pull out a bunny. Then he pulls out a bunny. *shock* they clap. See, nothing in this hat? Yeah. Red tips the hat over and out comes hundreds of bunnies. Blue and Green applaude. Behind brick wall, there is a lot of command blocks, controlling the magic. Who is controlling the magic is obviously Yellow. Heh. There is a lot of clickity clacks. Then back to Red. Suddenly, he turns all the rabbits into ZOMBIES! Green and Blue retreat. Then they pull out the diamond swords but Red kills them with the lightning and fireballs. Yellow is working up a storm of command blocks now. Then suddenly a lightning bolt strikes a command block. It goes crazy. Yellow tries to break. It doesn't. !Ay caramba Red is flying in the air. He swishes his stick. nothing happens He swishes it again. Still, nothing happens. Then the stick turns into a pig. Red looks in horror. Then he falls. Smack. Oof. Then the pig changes into other mobs. Blue starts floating. Red goes over to Yellow to ask what is wrong. At th command blocks, it has turned into a mid-life crisis. Yellow is desperately trying to break the command blocks but aye that's not that easy. Ok. I'm done. TIME TO BLOW YOU UP!!! *sheeplosion*. Oh damn it what's wrong with minecraft these days. Yellow hits a block but it turns into a tree. Giant zombie comes over and knocks Red out of the computer (exaggeration). Yellow looks around, doubting to know what to do. Orange walks in and looks around and sees craziness. There is a dinnerbone jeb_ on the floor. What the hecking heck? Then he sees Green with infinite chickens spawning out of his head. Oooookay? The there is a fishing line. He looks up and sees Blue trying to get down to ground level. Then his fishing rod turns into a mob turner. It ends on a blaze. OH MY MINECRAFTING GOD! Orange seems uncertain now. There is a huge amount of crazy stuff until he sees a huge pile of... IDK. Yellow and Red see Orange. Oh hey bro... umm... a little help here? Then there is another lightning bolt that struck and the world goes crazy. There are random blocks spawning and they are glitching. If they don't figure a way that they can escape, well their dead. They float around clueless then the windows bar appears. Orange floats as quick as a cheetar and presses restart. Everything goes dark. Computer: Loading Captions, Windows... Connection lost. Finding connection. Found connection! Restarting computer... loading... Then everything is normal. There they are standing shocked and they take a deep breath. Everyone looks at Yellow. *computer: dramatic zoom in at Yellow. Suddenly, Yellow puts a netherack and puts flames on. It's for the best. Bye bye. Yellow drops the command block in the fire.

The End.

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