Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 6

SORRY EVERYONE FOR SOME LATE BLOGS. I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME EACH DAY ON THE DEVICE. BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY TODAYS BLOG. 

Yellow climbs up the window. He finds the minecraft app. Hehe.  He looks around. Then he grabs it and dumps a whole lot of redstone associates. He flips through the hotbar an reaches the end. He tries to flip harder and flips into some objects he hasn't seen before. Have I broken Minecraft? He flips through them all shocked and excited. He says WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? He ends on the command block. He decides to take the command block and closes the window. Let's experiment! He takes the command block and puts it down. Now how does thus work? He presses it and the command block page comes up. He is surprised. Then he types in start. Then presses the done button. He waits. And waits. Oh come on... he taps the block. Then another side. The side falls off. Out comes a piece of paper. Yellow takes it. He reads and types in: /give yellow command_block 64. Then he gets a button and puts it on the command block. Then he press the button. In his inventory, is 64 command blocks. AWESOME!!! He then types in /summon wood planks ~0~0~1. There is a wood plank right there. Then he types in cake instead of wood planks and makes the second zero a 2. There is a cake that appears on the wood plank. Then he summons a armor stand and positions it into and right arm rise. He is happy. He keeps on making commands...

Red walks by and sees the cake on the wood plank.
Oooh! Yummy Caik. Num num. Caiky here I come. He comes near the cake and tries to grab it. Cake and wood plank teleport. Red is surprised. What the heck? What in the name of god is this? Red attempts to grab the cake. It flys two blocks above the wood block. NANI?!?! WTF! Then the cake and wood plank teleport again. Behind a wall, there is a very trollish friend. Yellow giggles. He types in /teleport red to a certain area. Red runs at the cake but gets teleported before he can get his hands on the cake. He falls. There is a armour stand beside him. The armour stand turns and waves. Red waves too. The armour stand pulls out cake. 0_o. He tries to get the cake.The armour stand stops him. He pulls out and apple and puts on his head. Then he pulls out a bow and arrow and teleports Red back. Re hesotates but shoots anyways. He hits bullseye. They both jubilate. Then the armour stand builds a small pillar with a lever on a block and tells Red to flick the lever. Red walks forward and does just that. There is a pause. Then Red is showered with a million cakes. YAY! MORE CAIK!!! Then Red hears something. He hear the typing. Yellow types in: /replace caik 64 rotten flesh 64. But Red catches him typing. Hey! Oh you saw nothing. Did you do all that with those blocks? Yeah... *both have an good idea*...

Blue comes in eating a netherwart. He askes Green if he wants some. Nah, I'm good. Then Red is there behind a red wall, wearing a magicians hat. They walk in. See nothing in this hat? I'm going to pull out a bunny. Then he pulls out a bunny. *shock* they clap. See, nothing in this hat? Yeah. Red tips the hat over and out comes hundreds of bunnies. Blue and Green applaude. Behind brick wall, there is a lot of command blocks, controlling the magic. Who is controlling the magic is obviously Yellow. Heh. There is a lot of clickity clacks. Then back to Red. Suddenly, he turns all the rabbits into ZOMBIES! Green and Blue retreat. Then they pull out the diamond swords but Red kills them with the lightning and fireballs. Yellow is working up a storm of command blocks now. Then suddenly a lightning bolt strikes a command block. It goes crazy. Yellow tries to break. It doesn't. !Ay caramba Red is flying in the air. He swishes his stick. nothing happens He swishes it again. Still, nothing happens. Then the stick turns into a pig. Red looks in horror. Then he falls. Smack. Oof. Then the pig changes into other mobs. Blue starts floating. Red goes over to Yellow to ask what is wrong. At th command blocks, it has turned into a mid-life crisis. Yellow is desperately trying to break the command blocks but aye that's not that easy. Ok. I'm done. TIME TO BLOW YOU UP!!! *sheeplosion*. Oh damn it what's wrong with minecraft these days. Yellow hits a block but it turns into a tree. Giant zombie comes over and knocks Red out of the computer (exaggeration). Yellow looks around, doubting to know what to do. Orange walks in and looks around and sees craziness. There is a dinnerbone jeb_ on the floor. What the hecking heck? Then he sees Green with infinite chickens spawning out of his head. Oooookay? The there is a fishing line. He looks up and sees Blue trying to get down to ground level. Then his fishing rod turns into a mob turner. It ends on a blaze. OH MY MINECRAFTING GOD! Orange seems uncertain now. There is a huge amount of crazy stuff until he sees a huge pile of... IDK. Yellow and Red see Orange. Oh hey bro... umm... a little help here? Then there is another lightning bolt that struck and the world goes crazy. There are random blocks spawning and they are glitching. If they don't figure a way that they can escape, well their dead. They float around clueless then the windows bar appears. Orange floats as quick as a cheetar and presses restart. Everything goes dark. Computer: Loading Captions, Windows... Connection lost. Finding connection. Found connection! Restarting computer... loading... Then everything is normal. There they are standing shocked and they take a deep breath. Everyone looks at Yellow. *computer: dramatic zoom in at Yellow. Suddenly, Yellow puts a netherack and puts flames on. It's for the best. Bye bye. Yellow drops the command block in the fire.

The End.

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