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Monday, April 27, 2020

Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 4

Blue is in his farm. He is planting. He whistles. Then he goes to his wheat an breaks it. He replants the wheat. Then he breaks some beetroot. Replants it and drizzles it with water. Then he breaks a melon. Then he drizzles some carrots and potatoes with water. But it was empty. Then he goes to his cauldron and refills his bottle. Yay! He drizzles the carrots and potatoes again. Then he breaks the netherwarts and replants it again. He admires his work. And in no time at all the wheat was starting to grow again. He smells the netherwart. It smells so sweet. Like raspberries. Blue takes a bite. Yum! Then eats the whole thing. He eats more and more and more. Then he thinks that he should make more. He drops them in his cauldron reluclantly and lights a fire underneath. Then he stirs the mix with a shovel. Blue then tastes it. Awesome! Then he gets his bottle and dips it in the cauldron. He then sees the name. A-W-K-W-A-R-K Potion. He throws the potion back. *inaudible screaming*. What is this? He touches is. Awkward Potion. He grabs it. Awkward Potion. He drinks it. *Waits*. Nothing. No effect? Phew! Hmmm... He dips the empty bottle again. Awkward Potion. Then he gets a brewing stand and places it on a block of cobblestone. He puts the potion in the brewing stand. Let's test this potion out. He looks at the fuel. It is shaped in blaze powder. He searche his inventory for blaze powder. He finds one and puts it in. Then there is another slot. This time there is nothing to tell him what to put in. Hmmm.... He tries lots of things until... Nani? He put in magma cream. The Awkward potion turns into a Fire Resistant Potion. Blue is flabberghasted. He jumps into the fire. Woah? He try some more. He spams his inventory slots until... NARNI?! There is a potion of leaping. He put in a rabbits foot and out comes a potion of leaping. So if my calculations are right...*jumps 300 pixels off the ground*. What the... He emptys his bottles and fills them with awkward potions and starts brewing...

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Red is on his own. He spawns a pig. Aha! He puts a lead on him and the pig walks the other way. Hey where are you going? Red walks over to Blue's farm and there is a bunch of empty bottles on the floor. What the... Then the pig goes further in. Red soon sees a huge pile of potions and beside them is a battered, Blue. BLUE! SPEAK TO ME! PLEASE! Then Blue wakes up and sees the pig drinking the potions. NO! MY POTIONS. The pig rumbles a strange rumble. Suddenly the pig gets all the helpful effects. *rumble growl*. Then the pig goes crazy. NO! REUBEN, STOP! The pig goes wild and breaks some of Blue's wheat. He eats it. *num num*. Blue pulls on the wheat and loses the wheat. The pig goes to the other direction. Red and Blue shout REUBEN, COME BACK! The pig starts destroying stuff like the cauldron and the brewing stand. Yellow, Green and Orange are talking about a story when Reuben comes in and punches all of them. He after destroys the campfire and seats. Then he looks at Orange. Uh oh. He pulls out a diamond sword and hits the pig. The pig gives an angry growl. Then kicks Orange into the sky. They fight. NANI?! THIS THING IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF US VS THE PIG!!! Then Orange is beat up. Blue then comes in with potion effects all around him. Tje rest get behind him. Now were even. Leave my friends alone you son of a pig. Blue flips the pig and they start fighting in the air. Oh you are strong. Damn. The pig staarts punching Blue into a wall repeatively. But then, Orange, Red, Green and Yellow come with potions and lots of effects around them. They start fighting the pig. *hiyah wupash kaboom smash oooff*. The pig is smashe to the ground. It doesn't move. The stickmen come over. Orange grabs his sword. BY MY CRYSTALIC BLADE I SHALL STAB THOU UNTIL THEE BLEE- The pig is up and fighting again. *pow boom crunch slash* The pig flys through the air and at that moment his effects all disappeared. He fell through the air and died on th floor. Oof. Bacon. Everyone except Red shout Victory! Red says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! REUBEN, MY PIG! NOOO! Everyone says There there. Then suddenly, WHY DIDN'T IT THINK OF IT?! HAHA! LLAMA YOU WILL BE MY NEW FRIEND. Llama looks at him and spits. EEEEWWWWW! ME NEED TO TAKE SHOWER AFTER THIS ALAN BECKER!

The End.

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Sunday, April 26, 2020

ANZAC BISCUITS!!!



 It was Anzac Day on 25th of April. My family made
Anzac biscuits to remember the people that fought for our country. ANZAC is an acronym. It means: Australian New Zealand Army Corpes. Those are our soldiers. So we started making biscuits. We needed to get the ingredients first. 








Flour, sugar, syrup, oats etc. 
We had to mix all the dry 
ingredients together and mix
the wet ingredients together.
Then mix the 2 mixtures 
together. Then it is mixing 
time. I use my hands to get all 
the ingredients mixed. Then we 
made some balls. We got 

confused if we were meant to 
flatten them but we didn't. 
Looks like we did the right 
thing. Even when it was not 
flattened they all stuck together 
and grew big. We already 
flattened the other one but now 
we knew the result we knew it 
was too late. We threw the 
batch in. The big Anzac Biscuits 

were not the worst prob. The 
stuff under the biscuit was soggy. 
It was a huge fail for my first try 
at Anzac Biscuit. It was okay. 
Doesn't matter. My mum thinks 
it was the recipe. It think it was 
the too much ingredients. 
Anyways we had a good try. 
Remember to comment!!! My 
recipe is in the isolation hacks 
so look out for that. For now, 

Peace out!




Saturday, April 25, 2020

Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 3

You guys might know that I have been writing some story types recently and I have decided that I will try make the series as quick as possible each day. Be sure to look out for them!!!

Yellow is playing with redstone. He puts down a pressure plate. *press press*. Yup that works. He puts down a redstone lamp beside it and says, wonder if this works. He stands on the pressure plate. Yup that work.  *Break break*. Let's see if piston work. *press press*. Oh yup piston work. Break that. *Break break*.  Let's see if trapdoor works. I bet it does. *Press press*. Yup it works. Time to try something else. *Break break* breaks a block in the computer. *GASP* WHAT HAVE I DONE? UM.. Hmm... think think think... aha! get wool and put dat in hole.... then walk away... *whistle whistle...*....... Yellow walks back. He shakes his head. *Break break break......* *break, break, break... oof!* What the... hmm... so dark. He puts torch down. Looks around... hmm... aha! There is a broken railway. He inspects then finds a minecart with chest. He gets the chest out and moves the minecart. Then  he jumps in the minecart and pushes the minecart forward. It moves like a train. *happy and excited*. Then he sees a small ramp going down. He makes it more well and puts rails on it. Then he jumps in aand pushes the minecart. The minecart goes down. He reaches the end with a thump. He stays there for a second, hyperventilating then backflips off the minecart. Oh my round this is the best thing in the world!!! Then he gets an idea...
     
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Orange is talking to Red, Blue and Green about something and gets excited and suddenly the others stop and Orange turns around. They see a huge redstone lamp sign thing going down and Yellow is standing at the entrance. The others look and look at them confused. Then Yellow shows them four minecarts and points to them. The others walk forward and Orange moves one of the minecarts. Then he looks down the steep railway. He looks at Yelllow like he's crazy and looks back at the railway. Then he slowly turns while Yellow is looking away. He trys to run but Yellow holds him firmly. He puts Orange in the minecart and pushes his head down so he stays. He looks to the others. Green looks at Red and Blue. They shrug then hop into the minecarts too. Then Yellow pushes them into the roller-coaster. They are forced to put there hands back because of the speed. It starts with a descending spin. Then a small hill. Then a straight line. Orange likes it. Hands in the air. The others too. All hands are in the air. Then there are slime jumpers. They propel them into the air. Then it is calm... They see a giant yellow stick guy. They salute to him. Then they go down a steep, long hill. Orange looks forward and sees nothing but lava. Oh no! They get closer and closer and closer and closer... they cower in fear... Orange hopes for the best... then suddenly there are pistons remove the rails beneath them. The sigh in relief. It is a calm road again. Then the road gets shorter ( in height) and shorter and shorter until they are at one block height. Then it is normal again. This time they are in a ravine. They see another Yellow figure holding this time a rail. Then there is a big slime jump to slime jump. Then they go onto different tracks at the top to the bottom. then they go into small hills. Finally ending with a loop de-loop. HANDS IN THE AIR!!! They finally reach the end. There are redstone lamps there. THE END it says and they clap. Then the redstone says . . . JK. Then they drop down down down onto another track. Then it goes down to a steep hill. A very long steep hill. Yellow is there waiting. Then he sees the minecarts coming. Yay! They come. At the end, there is a big fire ring loop that the others go through. Yellow gets excited now and dances around. The minecarts come near the finish... they hit the ramp... and they drop down into the lava. #minecraftphysicsisnotthebest.

The End.

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Isolation Life Hacks.


You can make some very cool items that could help you get through isolation. I haven't tried these life hacks so please comment if they work. I want to wish everyone a big be safe and let's now get into it.

If you have lots of people in your family this life hack could work for you. You will need: A bottle of soap, some straws, a balloon, some tape and a drill. Get your bottle of soap and drill some holes the shape of your straw's perimetre. Then put your straws inside of the holes you made. Make sure your soap is not full to the top. Then take the cap off the soap bottle. Cut a small hole in the balloon on the top. Then put the side of the hole you made and tape it on. Blow at the other end and soap should comeout the other end. You can iron the end of the straw when your not using it then when you are, snip the ends off by a little. Remember to use parchment paper to iron the ends. That is that life hack now the next one. Remember to comment if these work!!!

Now for the second life hack. This hack will require: two elastic bands, a few thick tissues or soft clean wipes, hot glue gun and not afraid of others because this is not really a working hack. It is just for fun. Get your glue gun and glue your tissues together. Then glue the elastic bands on the tissues. There you have it your own homenade mask. Heh. But seriously, that is a very cool thing to do in isolation right now. To the next hack.

Get physical with some fun. This hack will make you stop being bored. If you like sports. This hack will require some help from an adult so stand by. You will need: a old net, some wood or poles more sensible but either will do. Your toolbox, nails, drill and a ball. You can make either a soccer goal or a basketball hoop if you don't have them already. I'm going to make a soccer goal but the basketball hoop should be easy so try figure it out for yourself and get crafty. Get your wood or poles and set them in a triangular prism shape. Then.use what you've got and nail or somehow bind them together. Now here comes the net. Get the net and hot glue gun it on. Now have fun kicking a ball into your new goal. Over to life hack in isolation No. 4.

Now this one is a cool one. It is another one that will help you forget what boring is. I don't like wasting money on this thing because with just a glue gun you can do it. This hack will require a cool 2D sculpture, hot glue gun, a spray can of your choice and some parchement paper. I'll do for example, The Eiffel Tower. Find a 2D picture on the internet of if you have some yourself. Get some see through parchment paper and place it on the picture of your Eiffel Tower or whatever. Trace all the details of the picture a hot glue gun and do that 3 more times. You might go through much more glue sticks. Then let them all dry. Once you know they are dry, get more glue sticks and kick all of it until broken. Haha. You wasted all your glue. Nah, i'm joking. Don't break it. Of course you won't right after all the hard work. Glue all 4 pieces together then spray paint it. 
Ta-da!!! Awesome right? Now if you think that is awesome go to the next one. 

Now this is that do with cooking. At the momment it is close to Anzac Day. I'm going to attempt to make some Anzac Biscuits soon. Yiu can make these at any time just make it more in that style. Example: Christmas: Tree or St Patricks: Clover of if your fancy, a Leprechaun. For Anzac, I'm going for a classic: a poppy. This requires:
1 ¼ cups quick oats
1 cup plain flour
1 cup caster sugar
½ cup desiccated coconut
½ cup shredded coconut
150 g unsalted butter, chopped
2 tbsp golden syrup
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
2 tbsp boiling water

Ok now do the following method. Get three cooking trays and line them up. Then mix all of the following: oats, flour, sugar and both coconuts. Mix it in a big bowl. Melt thand syrup in a medium saucepan over a low heat. Remove from heat. Dissolve soda in water in a heatproof jug. Stir into butter mixture. Pour butter mixture over oat mixture. Stir well until combined. Roll rounded tablespoons of mixture into balls. Place 5cm apart on prepared trays. Press to slightly flatten. Cook two trays in a moderately slow oven (160C) for about 16 to 18 minutes, or until very golden brown. Remove from oven. Repeat with remaining tray. Stand biscuits on trays for 10 minutes. Transfer to wire rack to cool. Well ther you go a huge batch of Anzac Bikkies. Nice for your fanily and friends to eat. Just don't go running to your friends house just to deliver these cookies. Stay HOME!!!

Now you have read all my life hacks and why don't you try them out. Don't be a Katniss root stuck in the ground, and go to do my hacks. Hope you will enjoy! 

Read if interested. Go check out my Alan Becker AFM shorts my edition. Hope you can see!

Friday, April 24, 2020

THANKS 4 100 VIEWERS!!!

Oh my god. I didn't even notice that I have hit over 100 viewers. That is awesome you guys. I just want to say thanks to all those viewers out there and those people who read my blogs very often. If you want a shoutout in one of my blogs I will gladly do so, so comment #your name. Before every blog post the first #your name person will become a person on one of my own blogs. Yes isn't that a honour? If you want to be in one of my blogs, comment #your name. I just want to say a big thanks to all of my viewers. I will get to my personal goal one day. Cheer me on!!!



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Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 2


YOU GUYS ABSOLUTELY LOVED MY LAST ALAN BECKER RECOUNT SO HERE IS MY SECOND ONE. 




The 5 all gather together as Orange whispers something to them. They nod and Orange puts lots of blocks on the floor. The others pick them up and it is like they are in creative. Orange gets the Minecraft app and opens up windows. Then he puts the app back. He opens up Google Chrome and presses images. He thinks about how he is going to type. Hmm... then he takes E from images and puts it in the search bar. Emoji, Exersise, Explosion and Eminem come up. He takes the X and C from exersise and puts that in the search bar. Then Excabilur comes up he takes the A from it and Excavator comes up. He clicks it and pictures of Excavator come up. He clicks for another tab. He clicks the TIMER bookmark and out comes a Google timer. He drags that tab to the spare space on it's right. The others seem to get what he means now. They nod in agreement and go to their building spaces. This is the building battle. Orange sets the timer to 5 minutes. He goes 3... 2... 1... START!!! The 4 get started. Red gets some wool and builds quickly and confidently. He doesn't hesitates. Yellow builds even faster very confident about this build battle. Blue is building fast but making sure his build is the best. Green... seems to be stuck. He puts down some quartz blocks... naw dog. Hmm... Time flys by and soon the timer rings. Orange.is startled.but awakens quickly. Time. Is. UP!!! Everyone stops building. It is judging time now. Orange goes to inspect the builds. He goes to Red first. All of the others come and look too. There.is a very basic excavator there. They clap. Then Orange sees a cat on the top. What the... Red points to the picture. It has the company CAT on it. They seem satisfyed by the build. They clap again. It is Yellow's turn. It is a dumb build but yellow shows them why. There was a redstone circuit so the excavator's claw could move. The others clap. Blue runs to his build. The others run over too. Red. Yellow and Green run over first. Orange is behind and slows down as soon as he sees the build. Yeah! Hands are in the air for Blue. The others clap. Green was the last one. He runs over. The others follow. They come to his build talking. Then as soon as they noticed it they stopped and bumped into each other. Blue in his head is: Damn it. Orange goes like flabbergasted. He pulls from behind a Golden Trophy. Green jumps in the air. He celebrates. The others clap. Red, Blue and Yellow secretly and quickly light a TNT. Then they throw it on the build. Green notices and it's too late. It blows up.

The End.

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Monday, April 20, 2020

The start to reacting to Alan Becker's AFM shorts series. Ep. 1

It is peaceful in the computer. Orange comes out. He does some stretches. Mmm... aaaahhhhhh... he walks off. But on his way he finds that the Minecraft App. According to last times consequence with Herobrine red figure he thinks Red stole it. Hmmm... Let me search the windows. He opens up windows. Hmm... not here. He scrolls down. Even more. EVEN MORE!! Finally he finds what he is looking for. The Minecraft App. He grabs it and says Haha!? Then he jumps down and comes to put the app down.

In comes Red, Blue, Green and Yellow.  Orange tries to hide the minecraft app. The others salute to Orange. He salutes back. Then the others notice the hotbar above Orange and seem familiar with it. The ask him: What dat? Orange hides the app and his hotbar disappeares. Green rubs his eyes. What the... Orange shrugs. What are you talking about? The others shrug and scratch their heads. Maybe we were seing things! The others nod in agreement. Then Orange hangs his head and steps back to reveal the app. Everyone shouts in shock and excitement. They all run forward to take it but Orange blocks them. Not so fast, said Orange. Watch. The others step back. Orange gets a topic of blocks and gives them to the specified people. Orange& Green=Building Blocks. Blue= Farming-Nature. Yellow= Redstone. Finally Red. Yellow comes towards Red to give him the block. Red reaches out for it. Then Yellow gets the flashbacks of how Red treated them when he had the power of app. He literally almost killed them. He stops and looks back at the others and they hustle for a plan. Then they nod in agreement. Ok!!!

The next scence they are in is their covered in OP armor and lots of traps in case Red goes crazy again. Yellow nods to Orange signalling to give Red the block. Orange nods. He approaches Red then quickly giving him the block and then hiding behind the safe obsidian wall. There is a moment of awkwardness. Suddenly, with sudden movements, Red does a weird bend with his body. The other cry in shock and surprise. Red jerks again. And again. Then he bends down and searches the block. He stopped on TNT, Diamond sword, Lava Bucket, Flint & Steel, Creeper spawn egg and Ghast spawn egg. Finally he stopped on the mobs spawn egg slots. He rises his hand to put something down. The others cower in fear. They take a deep breath. Then Red spawns a.... Rabbit? The others look at him in confusion then they all smack their heads. Blue walks up to Red. Red says, Look Bunnies!!! Aren't they cute?!? Blue takes off his diamond helmet and knocks Red out.



The End.

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