Read this TODAY! (URGENT MESSAGE).

Everyone go onto TVNZ 1 today. It is important no matter what you are. Student, teacher, parent, caregiver, all thiat is important. So go to TVNZ 1 today at 1:00pm sharp. The Prime Minister is announcing if we are entering Alert Level 2. Watch the full thing and pay attention. I am reporting to al humans that visit my blog to go to TVNZ 1 at 1:00pm sharp or go to covid.govt.nz at the same time. Be sure to not miss it if you are excited to go back to school. I certainly am going to be a couch potato for the rest of afternoon...

Come and see for yourself...

Nom nom! Burger King has closed for a while but we can still eat burgers without going to buy them yourself. And also I beat the ones we make are better and healthier. Let me tell you about my nutritous burger today.....

I had a burger today. It was yum. But not any yum. *Angels singing* *then deep voice speaks* GOD'S BURGER HAS FALLEN THROUGH THE SKY... ok not that yum but: *angels singing* it was for the love of god. It was so scrumtious I could even eat the plate. Ok now I'm over exaggerating. Let me just explain how it was healthy and how it was yum. Healthy is coming up right in the next paragragh.       

Healthy: It had lots of nutritous ingredients. Lettuce, Garlic, you name it. Awesome foods. Lots of greens some of the fats were inthere but pretty good fats. Now that you know the healthy here comes my fav part. Num.

Yummy parts. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. Everything was yum. Gherkins the mustard tomato barbeque and Garlic aioli sauces. But the god spot was the: *talks to the editor* can we have the angels singing thingie again? *angels singing* Beef, Angus beef pattie. But best it was a homemade onion beef pattie. Oh yeah so you want to try now? Well try for yourself. I present the *angels singing* God's Burger. Nup don't need you anymore burger king. I've got a burger queen (my mum the cook 《I hope i didn't embarrass her》 in my house. And the next challenge is coming out tomorrow so checkthat out. Until then, PEACE OUT!
                                               
 

Challenge No. 2 Mental Challenge.

Hello again and I am back with another challenge. This time I am doing a mental challenge. There is a cool thing that has something to do with math. 11 multiply by any number is going to be easy peasy. Even if it is a number like: 6424587649748488594. You can tell I scrambled that out. If you used the normal multiplacation formula it would take you aaages. But with my trick it can be solved in a minute. Try this if you know addition very well. Let's take an example. 132. 132x11. It is easy. Put the 2 on the right, then add the 3 and 2 together and put it in the next digit place in front of the 2. Then 3 add 1. Put that in the next digit place. Then put the 1 on the far left side. I can work it out right now. Gimme a sec. Umm... Hmm... Ok... NANI... Gat em. The answer is 1452. Check an calculator. I'm correct right? My challenge is work out 1234567890987654321x11. Can you work it out? Send me a picture of your work to my email. See my first challenge for the email. If you already know this thing be a cookie. Your gifted. Anyways, PEACE OUT!

Rough day at Birdling Flat.

Today, I went to Birdling Flat. And can I tell you, it was... bad? Nah... Rigged? I'll pass... Aha... I know it was rough. This is my rough day at birdling Flat. In the morning, my mum and I waere getting ready. We brought jackets, some plastic bags and a big supply of food. So we got on our car and started our journey. We departed at 1:00 sharp but the sky looked as if it was sundown. There wasn't good weather today. It was a long journey to Birdling Flat (1 whole hour) but we made it there. It still looked like it was night but it was fine. We arrived and went downhill. Birdling Flat is a beach but not with sand. Instead it is full of stones. That's why my family is here. We collect agates. We have for a few years now. It is fun to look for agate, when there are lots. We have collected lots of cool looking stones now. At least 5 big containers. I think I found an amethyst once but it looked like a stone with small white sparkles. So I threw it away. Now that I think it was a very rare and cool gem, I regret throwing it away. When I opened the door of my car, I was taken by surprise by the wind. It was the strongest gust I ever felt. I looked around just in case if there was a tornado but of course, no. We ventured a few kilometres then my dad said we should head back. We haven't found a single agate yet so my mum decided to look for a few more minutes. My brothers Dad and I went back. The small stones keeped running into our shoes. It was uncomfortable but we mad it. We brought lots of food so my brothers and I started hammering away. We had lots of spare canned drinks so we had some. Nom nom nom. Aftera few minutes, my dad said our mum was heading back. In her hand was a single agate. Wow. We never only got one. That meant today was not a very good weather. We headed home. 

So we did have a nice time eating instead in conclusion. Tell me in the comments what was one of your craziest days. Until the next blog PEACE OUT!!!

Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 6

SORRY EVERYONE FOR SOME LATE BLOGS. I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME EACH DAY ON THE DEVICE. BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY TODAYS BLOG. 

Yellow climbs up the window. He finds the minecraft app. Hehe.  He looks around. Then he grabs it and dumps a whole lot of redstone associates. He flips through the hotbar an reaches the end. He tries to flip harder and flips into some objects he hasn't seen before. Have I broken Minecraft? He flips through them all shocked and excited. He says WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? He ends on the command block. He decides to take the command block and closes the window. Let's experiment! He takes the command block and puts it down. Now how does thus work? He presses it and the command block page comes up. He is surprised. Then he types in start. Then presses the done button. He waits. And waits. Oh come on... he taps the block. Then another side. The side falls off. Out comes a piece of paper. Yellow takes it. He reads and types in: /give yellow command_block 64. Then he gets a button and puts it on the command block. Then he press the button. In his inventory, is 64 command blocks. AWESOME!!! He then types in /summon wood planks ~0~0~1. There is a wood plank right there. Then he types in cake instead of wood planks and makes the second zero a 2. There is a cake that appears on the wood plank. Then he summons a armor stand and positions it into and right arm rise. He is happy. He keeps on making commands...

Red walks by and sees the cake on the wood plank.
Oooh! Yummy Caik. Num num. Caiky here I come. He comes near the cake and tries to grab it. Cake and wood plank teleport. Red is surprised. What the heck? What in the name of god is this? Red attempts to grab the cake. It flys two blocks above the wood block. NANI?!?! WTF! Then the cake and wood plank teleport again. Behind a wall, there is a very trollish friend. Yellow giggles. He types in /teleport red to a certain area. Red runs at the cake but gets teleported before he can get his hands on the cake. He falls. There is a armour stand beside him. The armour stand turns and waves. Red waves too. The armour stand pulls out cake. 0_o. He tries to get the cake.The armour stand stops him. He pulls out and apple and puts on his head. Then he pulls out a bow and arrow and teleports Red back. Re hesotates but shoots anyways. He hits bullseye. They both jubilate. Then the armour stand builds a small pillar with a lever on a block and tells Red to flick the lever. Red walks forward and does just that. There is a pause. Then Red is showered with a million cakes. YAY! MORE CAIK!!! Then Red hears something. He hear the typing. Yellow types in: /replace caik 64 rotten flesh 64. But Red catches him typing. Hey! Oh you saw nothing. Did you do all that with those blocks? Yeah... *both have an good idea*...

Blue comes in eating a netherwart. He askes Green if he wants some. Nah, I'm good. Then Red is there behind a red wall, wearing a magicians hat. They walk in. See nothing in this hat? I'm going to pull out a bunny. Then he pulls out a bunny. *shock* they clap. See, nothing in this hat? Yeah. Red tips the hat over and out comes hundreds of bunnies. Blue and Green applaude. Behind brick wall, there is a lot of command blocks, controlling the magic. Who is controlling the magic is obviously Yellow. Heh. There is a lot of clickity clacks. Then back to Red. Suddenly, he turns all the rabbits into ZOMBIES! Green and Blue retreat. Then they pull out the diamond swords but Red kills them with the lightning and fireballs. Yellow is working up a storm of command blocks now. Then suddenly a lightning bolt strikes a command block. It goes crazy. Yellow tries to break. It doesn't. !Ay caramba Red is flying in the air. He swishes his stick. nothing happens He swishes it again. Still, nothing happens. Then the stick turns into a pig. Red looks in horror. Then he falls. Smack. Oof. Then the pig changes into other mobs. Blue starts floating. Red goes over to Yellow to ask what is wrong. At th command blocks, it has turned into a mid-life crisis. Yellow is desperately trying to break the command blocks but aye that's not that easy. Ok. I'm done. TIME TO BLOW YOU UP!!! *sheeplosion*. Oh damn it what's wrong with minecraft these days. Yellow hits a block but it turns into a tree. Giant zombie comes over and knocks Red out of the computer (exaggeration). Yellow looks around, doubting to know what to do. Orange walks in and looks around and sees craziness. There is a dinnerbone jeb_ on the floor. What the hecking heck? Then he sees Green with infinite chickens spawning out of his head. Oooookay? The there is a fishing line. He looks up and sees Blue trying to get down to ground level. Then his fishing rod turns into a mob turner. It ends on a blaze. OH MY MINECRAFTING GOD! Orange seems uncertain now. There is a huge amount of crazy stuff until he sees a huge pile of... IDK. Yellow and Red see Orange. Oh hey bro... umm... a little help here? Then there is another lightning bolt that struck and the world goes crazy. There are random blocks spawning and they are glitching. If they don't figure a way that they can escape, well their dead. They float around clueless then the windows bar appears. Orange floats as quick as a cheetar and presses restart. Everything goes dark. Computer: Loading Captions, Windows... Connection lost. Finding connection. Found connection! Restarting computer... loading... Then everything is normal. There they are standing shocked and they take a deep breath. Everyone looks at Yellow. *computer: dramatic zoom in at Yellow. Suddenly, Yellow puts a netherack and puts flames on. It's for the best. Bye bye. Yellow drops the command block in the fire.

The End.

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Challenge No.1 Physical Challenge.

Okay everyone. I am asking you to do an challenge. Are you planning to be a Youtuber when you grow up? Think about all the qualities you will need. For example: A logo, some merch and much more. I want you, yes you to make an Youtuber fact page and send it into me and I will give you an... cookie. An invible cookie. But I will give you a big thumbs up in the comments! So if you feel like you want to be a youtuber, make a Youtube webpag on yourself and send to Alex.z@belfast.school.nz. More is yet to come. Be sure to see all your cool designs. Until the next blog, Peace out. 

Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 5

EVERYONE YOU ARE AWESOME AND KEEP SAFE. WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER. TODAY IS THE SECOND DAY OF ALERT LEVEL 3. SOON THIS WILL BE OVER. NOW LET'S GET INTO THIS AFM SHORT BY ALAN BECKER.

Red and Blue walk in with a chicken in Red's hands. I think Blue wanted the chicken because they started arguing and Blue to make a chicken out of blocks to trade. He made a pretty cool chicken. But Red didn't like it. He shook his head. Then he pointed to his nose. Blue changes the brown wool beak to a dirt beak. Red shakes his head again. Blue changes the beak to a note block. Red shake his head. No, no, NO! Blue shakes his head and attempts to break the note block. Ding! NANI?! Then they put there hands in the air. They got an idea. They break all the blocks and make a DJ stand. Blue accidently puts a note block on another. He plays all of them but the one he placed 2 note blocks made a different noise. He stands there for a second clueless then taps the bottom note block. He breaks it then the note block on the top is normal again. He then puts a stone block underneath the note block. It makes another sound. He breaks the stone block. Then he puts a sand block under it. It makes a different sound too. YEAH! Red has three note blocks lined up together. They all play the same note. Then he presses one bpock for a while then drags up. It moves like a piano. Then he plays Mary Has A Little Lamb. He is happy. Blue has made a drum set. Then they play Mary has a little lamb except with a beat. They are very proud. Yellow is beside them nodding his head. He searches his inventory for a note block and a couple of other blocks. He puts some a sand block down and a redstone repeater connecting to the note block. Then he puts a redstone torch. Then the circuit activates. Yellow makes more. He adds in some stone blocks then puts some repeaters in. He puts a redstone torch down. Then he changes the ticks of some of them. It sounds better. Then he makes it repeat and repeat until the torch is removed. It soynds great. Red and Blue love it. They make a sort of band. They play a tune. AWESOME! they say in unison. Green was listening. He liked it. He asked Red if he could use his sound system. He tests out the system first. Then plays a awesome tune. The outhers come over to listen. Then they clap. Green looks around. He looks excited. He tells Yellow to come. They go to Yellow's sound system. Green breaks two blocks and replace them with glass. Then the rhythmn sounds awesome. Yellow breaks everything and does some redstone. Green demonstates different cool rhythmns and Yellow builds them into an automatic machine. When they are done, Green hops down the tower to help the others. Green makes Blue's small podium into a cool DJ rink. Then he holds Blue's hands and teaches him a tune and in no time Blue gets it. Green is happy. Then Yellow build a drum set for himself. Then Green moves onto Red. He teaches Red some basic chords then Red masters it. Green jubilates. Then they play together and Green makes his own stand. If you want to hear the music, copy and paste this link into a different tab. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eKC2ykkYWDY.

So halfway there when they were playing Orange comes out sleepy. He rubs his eyes. He turn the Music level down. Yep. All the way to no sound. Then he stretchs out. And goes to bed again. The others are stunned in silence (well you can't hear them either but you get the idea). Green tells Blue to turn it up to 100 sound. It was 50 before but now they're angry. They want payback. Blue does just the thing. Then Green tells them on the count of three they play very crazily and you can tell becaus Orange at the side is very annoyed. Instead of sleeping in the bed the bed sleeps on him. Then they keep playing loud. Of course the muaic is still in the link above. Then Green hits a very high note. Orange has fainted.

The End.

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