SORRY EVERYONE FOR SOME LATE BLOGS. I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME EACH DAY ON THE DEVICE. BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY TODAYS BLOG.
Yellow climbs up the window. He finds the minecraft app. Hehe. He looks around. Then he grabs it and dumps a whole lot of redstone associates. He flips through the hotbar an reaches the end. He tries to flip harder and flips into some objects he hasn't seen before. Have I broken Minecraft? He flips through them all shocked and excited. He says WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? He ends on the command block. He decides to take the command block and closes the window. Let's experiment! He takes the command block and puts it down. Now how does thus work? He presses it and the command block page comes up. He is surprised. Then he types in start. Then presses the done button. He waits. And waits. Oh come on... he taps the block. Then another side. The side falls off. Out comes a piece of paper. Yellow takes it. He reads and types in: /give yellow command_block 64. Then he gets a button and puts it on the command block. Then he press the button. In his inventory, is 64 command blocks. AWESOME!!! He then types in /summon wood planks ~0~0~1. There is a wood plank right there. Then he types in cake instead of wood planks and makes the second zero a 2. There is a cake that appears on the wood plank. Then he summons a armor stand and positions it into and right arm rise. He is happy. He keeps on making commands...
Red walks by and sees the cake on the wood plank.
Oooh! Yummy Caik. Num num. Caiky here I come. He comes near the cake and tries to grab it. Cake and wood plank teleport. Red is surprised. What the heck? What in the name of god is this? Red attempts to grab the cake. It flys two blocks above the wood block. NANI?!?! WTF! Then the cake and wood plank teleport again. Behind a wall, there is a very trollish friend. Yellow giggles. He types in /teleport red to a certain area. Red runs at the cake but gets teleported before he can get his hands on the cake. He falls. There is a armour stand beside him. The armour stand turns and waves. Red waves too. The armour stand pulls out cake. 0_o. He tries to get the cake.The armour stand stops him. He pulls out and apple and puts on his head. Then he pulls out a bow and arrow and teleports Red back. Re hesotates but shoots anyways. He hits bullseye. They both jubilate. Then the armour stand builds a small pillar with a lever on a block and tells Red to flick the lever. Red walks forward and does just that. There is a pause. Then Red is showered with a million cakes. YAY! MORE CAIK!!! Then Red hears something. He hear the typing. Yellow types in: /replace caik 64 rotten flesh 64. But Red catches him typing. Hey! Oh you saw nothing. Did you do all that with those blocks? Yeah... *both have an good idea*...
Blue comes in eating a netherwart. He askes Green if he wants some. Nah, I'm good. Then Red is there behind a red wall, wearing a magicians hat. They walk in. See nothing in this hat? I'm going to pull out a bunny. Then he pulls out a bunny. *shock* they clap. See, nothing in this hat? Yeah. Red tips the hat over and out comes hundreds of bunnies. Blue and Green applaude. Behind brick wall, there is a lot of command blocks, controlling the magic. Who is controlling the magic is obviously Yellow. Heh. There is a lot of clickity clacks. Then back to Red. Suddenly, he turns all the rabbits into ZOMBIES! Green and Blue retreat. Then they pull out the diamond swords but Red kills them with the lightning and fireballs. Yellow is working up a storm of command blocks now. Then suddenly a lightning bolt strikes a command block. It goes crazy. Yellow tries to break. It doesn't. !Ay caramba Red is flying in the air. He swishes his stick. nothing happens He swishes it again. Still, nothing happens. Then the stick turns into a pig. Red looks in horror. Then he falls. Smack. Oof. Then the pig changes into other mobs. Blue starts floating. Red goes over to Yellow to ask what is wrong. At th command blocks, it has turned into a mid-life crisis. Yellow is desperately trying to break the command blocks but aye that's not that easy. Ok. I'm done. TIME TO BLOW YOU UP!!! *sheeplosion*. Oh damn it what's wrong with minecraft these days. Yellow hits a block but it turns into a tree. Giant zombie comes over and knocks Red out of the computer (exaggeration). Yellow looks around, doubting to know what to do. Orange walks in and looks around and sees craziness. There is a dinnerbone jeb_ on the floor. What the hecking heck? Then he sees Green with infinite chickens spawning out of his head. Oooookay? The there is a fishing line. He looks up and sees Blue trying to get down to ground level. Then his fishing rod turns into a mob turner. It ends on a blaze. OH MY MINECRAFTING GOD! Orange seems uncertain now. There is a huge amount of crazy stuff until he sees a huge pile of... IDK. Yellow and Red see Orange. Oh hey bro... umm... a little help here? Then there is another lightning bolt that struck and the world goes crazy. There are random blocks spawning and they are glitching. If they don't figure a way that they can escape, well their dead. They float around clueless then the windows bar appears. Orange floats as quick as a cheetar and presses restart. Everything goes dark. Computer: Loading Captions, Windows... Connection lost. Finding connection. Found connection! Restarting computer... loading... Then everything is normal. There they are standing shocked and they take a deep breath. Everyone looks at Yellow. *computer: dramatic zoom in at Yellow. Suddenly, Yellow puts a netherack and puts flames on. It's for the best. Bye bye. Yellow drops the command block in the fire.
The End.
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Friday, May 1, 2020
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
Challenge No.1 Physical Challenge.
Okay everyone. I am asking you to do an challenge. Are you planning to be a Youtuber when you grow up? Think about all the qualities you will need. For example: A logo, some merch and much more. I want you, yes you to make an Youtuber fact page and send it into me and I will give you an... cookie. An invible cookie. But I will give you a big thumbs up in the comments! So if you feel like you want to be a youtuber, make a Youtube webpag on yourself and send to Alex.z@belfast.school.nz. More is yet to come. Be sure to see all your cool designs. Until the next blog, Peace out.
Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 5
EVERYONE YOU ARE AWESOME AND KEEP SAFE. WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER. TODAY IS THE SECOND DAY OF ALERT LEVEL 3. SOON THIS WILL BE OVER. NOW LET'S GET INTO THIS AFM SHORT BY ALAN BECKER.
Red and Blue walk in with a chicken in Red's hands. I think Blue wanted the chicken because they started arguing and Blue to make a chicken out of blocks to trade. He made a pretty cool chicken. But Red didn't like it. He shook his head. Then he pointed to his nose. Blue changes the brown wool beak to a dirt beak. Red shakes his head again. Blue changes the beak to a note block. Red shake his head. No, no, NO! Blue shakes his head and attempts to break the note block. Ding! NANI?! Then they put there hands in the air. They got an idea. They break all the blocks and make a DJ stand. Blue accidently puts a note block on another. He plays all of them but the one he placed 2 note blocks made a different noise. He stands there for a second clueless then taps the bottom note block. He breaks it then the note block on the top is normal again. He then puts a stone block underneath the note block. It makes another sound. He breaks the stone block. Then he puts a sand block under it. It makes a different sound too. YEAH! Red has three note blocks lined up together. They all play the same note. Then he presses one bpock for a while then drags up. It moves like a piano. Then he plays Mary Has A Little Lamb. He is happy. Blue has made a drum set. Then they play Mary has a little lamb except with a beat. They are very proud. Yellow is beside them nodding his head. He searches his inventory for a note block and a couple of other blocks. He puts some a sand block down and a redstone repeater connecting to the note block. Then he puts a redstone torch. Then the circuit activates. Yellow makes more. He adds in some stone blocks then puts some repeaters in. He puts a redstone torch down. Then he changes the ticks of some of them. It sounds better. Then he makes it repeat and repeat until the torch is removed. It soynds great. Red and Blue love it. They make a sort of band. They play a tune. AWESOME! they say in unison. Green was listening. He liked it. He asked Red if he could use his sound system. He tests out the system first. Then plays a awesome tune. The outhers come over to listen. Then they clap. Green looks around. He looks excited. He tells Yellow to come. They go to Yellow's sound system. Green breaks two blocks and replace them with glass. Then the rhythmn sounds awesome. Yellow breaks everything and does some redstone. Green demonstates different cool rhythmns and Yellow builds them into an automatic machine. When they are done, Green hops down the tower to help the others. Green makes Blue's small podium into a cool DJ rink. Then he holds Blue's hands and teaches him a tune and in no time Blue gets it. Green is happy. Then Yellow build a drum set for himself. Then Green moves onto Red. He teaches Red some basic chords then Red masters it. Green jubilates. Then they play together and Green makes his own stand. If you want to hear the music, copy and paste this link into a different tab.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eKC2ykkYWDY.
So halfway there when they were playing Orange comes out sleepy. He rubs his eyes. He turn the Music level down. Yep. All the way to no sound. Then he stretchs out. And goes to bed again. The others are stunned in silence (well you can't hear them either but you get the idea). Green tells Blue to turn it up to 100 sound. It was 50 before but now they're angry. They want payback. Blue does just the thing. Then Green tells them on the count of three they play very crazily and you can tell becaus Orange at the side is very annoyed. Instead of sleeping in the bed the bed sleeps on him. Then they keep playing loud. Of course the muaic is still in the link above. Then Green hits a very high note. Orange has fainted.
The End.
Check out all of Alan Becker's Vids. They always make me ROTFL. Check out his youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlanBecker Link 2 go 2 his Youtube Channel. Sub 2 Alan Becker!!!
Red and Blue walk in with a chicken in Red's hands. I think Blue wanted the chicken because they started arguing and Blue to make a chicken out of blocks to trade. He made a pretty cool chicken. But Red didn't like it. He shook his head. Then he pointed to his nose. Blue changes the brown wool beak to a dirt beak. Red shakes his head again. Blue changes the beak to a note block. Red shake his head. No, no, NO! Blue shakes his head and attempts to break the note block. Ding! NANI?! Then they put there hands in the air. They got an idea. They break all the blocks and make a DJ stand. Blue accidently puts a note block on another. He plays all of them but the one he placed 2 note blocks made a different noise. He stands there for a second clueless then taps the bottom note block. He breaks it then the note block on the top is normal again. He then puts a stone block underneath the note block. It makes another sound. He breaks the stone block. Then he puts a sand block under it. It makes a different sound too. YEAH! Red has three note blocks lined up together. They all play the same note. Then he presses one bpock for a while then drags up. It moves like a piano. Then he plays Mary Has A Little Lamb. He is happy. Blue has made a drum set. Then they play Mary has a little lamb except with a beat. They are very proud. Yellow is beside them nodding his head. He searches his inventory for a note block and a couple of other blocks. He puts some a sand block down and a redstone repeater connecting to the note block. Then he puts a redstone torch. Then the circuit activates. Yellow makes more. He adds in some stone blocks then puts some repeaters in. He puts a redstone torch down. Then he changes the ticks of some of them. It sounds better. Then he makes it repeat and repeat until the torch is removed. It soynds great. Red and Blue love it. They make a sort of band. They play a tune. AWESOME! they say in unison. Green was listening. He liked it. He asked Red if he could use his sound system. He tests out the system first. Then plays a awesome tune. The outhers come over to listen. Then they clap. Green looks around. He looks excited. He tells Yellow to come. They go to Yellow's sound system. Green breaks two blocks and replace them with glass. Then the rhythmn sounds awesome. Yellow breaks everything and does some redstone. Green demonstates different cool rhythmns and Yellow builds them into an automatic machine. When they are done, Green hops down the tower to help the others. Green makes Blue's small podium into a cool DJ rink. Then he holds Blue's hands and teaches him a tune and in no time Blue gets it. Green is happy. Then Yellow build a drum set for himself. Then Green moves onto Red. He teaches Red some basic chords then Red masters it. Green jubilates. Then they play together and Green makes his own stand. If you want to hear the music, copy and paste this link into a different tab.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eKC2ykkYWDY.
So halfway there when they were playing Orange comes out sleepy. He rubs his eyes. He turn the Music level down. Yep. All the way to no sound. Then he stretchs out. And goes to bed again. The others are stunned in silence (well you can't hear them either but you get the idea). Green tells Blue to turn it up to 100 sound. It was 50 before but now they're angry. They want payback. Blue does just the thing. Then Green tells them on the count of three they play very crazily and you can tell becaus Orange at the side is very annoyed. Instead of sleeping in the bed the bed sleeps on him. Then they keep playing loud. Of course the muaic is still in the link above. Then Green hits a very high note. Orange has fainted.
The End.
Check out all of Alan Becker's Vids. They always make me ROTFL. Check out his youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlanBecker Link 2 go 2 his Youtube Channel. Sub 2 Alan Becker!!!
Monday, April 27, 2020
Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 4
Blue is in his farm. He is planting. He whistles. Then he goes to his wheat an breaks it. He replants the wheat. Then he breaks some beetroot. Replants it and drizzles it with water. Then he breaks a melon. Then he drizzles some carrots and potatoes with water. But it was empty. Then he goes to his cauldron and refills his bottle. Yay! He drizzles the carrots and potatoes again. Then he breaks the netherwarts and replants it again. He admires his work. And in no time at all the wheat was starting to grow again. He smells the netherwart. It smells so sweet. Like raspberries. Blue takes a bite. Yum! Then eats the whole thing. He eats more and more and more. Then he thinks that he should make more. He drops them in his cauldron reluclantly and lights a fire underneath. Then he stirs the mix with a shovel. Blue then tastes it. Awesome! Then he gets his bottle and dips it in the cauldron. He then sees the name. A-W-K-W-A-R-K Potion. He throws the potion back. *inaudible screaming*. What is this? He touches is. Awkward Potion. He grabs it. Awkward Potion. He drinks it. *Waits*. Nothing. No effect? Phew! Hmmm... He dips the empty bottle again. Awkward Potion. Then he gets a brewing stand and places it on a block of cobblestone. He puts the potion in the brewing stand. Let's test this potion out. He looks at the fuel. It is shaped in blaze powder. He searche his inventory for blaze powder. He finds one and puts it in. Then there is another slot. This time there is nothing to tell him what to put in. Hmmm.... He tries lots of things until... Nani? He put in magma cream. The Awkward potion turns into a Fire Resistant Potion. Blue is flabberghasted. He jumps into the fire. Woah? He try some more. He spams his inventory slots until... NARNI?! There is a potion of leaping. He put in a rabbits foot and out comes a potion of leaping. So if my calculations are right...*jumps 300 pixels off the ground*. What the... He emptys his bottles and fills them with awkward potions and starts brewing...
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Red is on his own. He spawns a pig. Aha! He puts a lead on him and the pig walks the other way. Hey where are you going? Red walks over to Blue's farm and there is a bunch of empty bottles on the floor. What the... Then the pig goes further in. Red soon sees a huge pile of potions and beside them is a battered, Blue. BLUE! SPEAK TO ME! PLEASE! Then Blue wakes up and sees the pig drinking the potions. NO! MY POTIONS. The pig rumbles a strange rumble. Suddenly the pig gets all the helpful effects. *rumble growl*. Then the pig goes crazy. NO! REUBEN, STOP! The pig goes wild and breaks some of Blue's wheat. He eats it. *num num*. Blue pulls on the wheat and loses the wheat. The pig goes to the other direction. Red and Blue shout REUBEN, COME BACK! The pig starts destroying stuff like the cauldron and the brewing stand. Yellow, Green and Orange are talking about a story when Reuben comes in and punches all of them. He after destroys the campfire and seats. Then he looks at Orange. Uh oh. He pulls out a diamond sword and hits the pig. The pig gives an angry growl. Then kicks Orange into the sky. They fight. NANI?! THIS THING IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF US VS THE PIG!!! Then Orange is beat up. Blue then comes in with potion effects all around him. Tje rest get behind him. Now were even. Leave my friends alone you son of a pig. Blue flips the pig and they start fighting in the air. Oh you are strong. Damn. The pig staarts punching Blue into a wall repeatively. But then, Orange, Red, Green and Yellow come with potions and lots of effects around them. They start fighting the pig. *hiyah wupash kaboom smash oooff*. The pig is smashe to the ground. It doesn't move. The stickmen come over. Orange grabs his sword. BY MY CRYSTALIC BLADE I SHALL STAB THOU UNTIL THEE BLEE- The pig is up and fighting again. *pow boom crunch slash* The pig flys through the air and at that moment his effects all disappeared. He fell through the air and died on th floor. Oof. Bacon. Everyone except Red shout Victory! Red says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! REUBEN, MY PIG! NOOO! Everyone says There there. Then suddenly, WHY DIDN'T IT THINK OF IT?! HAHA! LLAMA YOU WILL BE MY NEW FRIEND. Llama looks at him and spits. EEEEWWWWW! ME NEED TO TAKE SHOWER AFTER THIS ALAN BECKER!
The End.
Check out all of Alan Becker's Vids. They always make me ROTFL. Check out his youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlanBecker Link 2 go 2 his Youtube Channel. Sub 2 Alan Becker!!!
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Red is on his own. He spawns a pig. Aha! He puts a lead on him and the pig walks the other way. Hey where are you going? Red walks over to Blue's farm and there is a bunch of empty bottles on the floor. What the... Then the pig goes further in. Red soon sees a huge pile of potions and beside them is a battered, Blue. BLUE! SPEAK TO ME! PLEASE! Then Blue wakes up and sees the pig drinking the potions. NO! MY POTIONS. The pig rumbles a strange rumble. Suddenly the pig gets all the helpful effects. *rumble growl*. Then the pig goes crazy. NO! REUBEN, STOP! The pig goes wild and breaks some of Blue's wheat. He eats it. *num num*. Blue pulls on the wheat and loses the wheat. The pig goes to the other direction. Red and Blue shout REUBEN, COME BACK! The pig starts destroying stuff like the cauldron and the brewing stand. Yellow, Green and Orange are talking about a story when Reuben comes in and punches all of them. He after destroys the campfire and seats. Then he looks at Orange. Uh oh. He pulls out a diamond sword and hits the pig. The pig gives an angry growl. Then kicks Orange into the sky. They fight. NANI?! THIS THING IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF US VS THE PIG!!! Then Orange is beat up. Blue then comes in with potion effects all around him. Tje rest get behind him. Now were even. Leave my friends alone you son of a pig. Blue flips the pig and they start fighting in the air. Oh you are strong. Damn. The pig staarts punching Blue into a wall repeatively. But then, Orange, Red, Green and Yellow come with potions and lots of effects around them. They start fighting the pig. *hiyah wupash kaboom smash oooff*. The pig is smashe to the ground. It doesn't move. The stickmen come over. Orange grabs his sword. BY MY CRYSTALIC BLADE I SHALL STAB THOU UNTIL THEE BLEE- The pig is up and fighting again. *pow boom crunch slash* The pig flys through the air and at that moment his effects all disappeared. He fell through the air and died on th floor. Oof. Bacon. Everyone except Red shout Victory! Red says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! REUBEN, MY PIG! NOOO! Everyone says There there. Then suddenly, WHY DIDN'T IT THINK OF IT?! HAHA! LLAMA YOU WILL BE MY NEW FRIEND. Llama looks at him and spits. EEEEWWWWW! ME NEED TO TAKE SHOWER AFTER THIS ALAN BECKER!
The End.
Check out all of Alan Becker's Vids. They always make me ROTFL. Check out his youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlanBecker Link 2 go 2 his Youtube Channel. Sub 2 Alan Becker!!!
Sunday, April 26, 2020
ANZAC BISCUITS!!!
Flour, sugar, syrup, oats etc.
We had to mix all the dry
ingredients together and mix
the wet ingredients together.
Then mix the 2 mixtures
together. Then it is mixing
time. I use my hands to get all
the ingredients mixed. Then we
made some balls. We got
confused if we were meant to
flatten them but we didn't.
Looks like we did the right
thing. Even when it was not
flattened they all stuck together
and grew big. We already
flattened the other one but now
we knew the result we knew it
was too late. We threw the
batch in. The big Anzac Biscuits
were not the worst prob. The
stuff under the biscuit was soggy.
It was a huge fail for my first try
at Anzac Biscuit. It was okay.
Doesn't matter. My mum thinks
it was the recipe. It think it was
the too much ingredients.
Anyways we had a good try.
Remember to comment!!! My
recipe is in the isolation hacks
so look out for that. For now,
Peace out!
ingredients together and mix
the wet ingredients together.
Then mix the 2 mixtures
together. Then it is mixing
time. I use my hands to get all
the ingredients mixed. Then we
made some balls. We got
confused if we were meant to
flatten them but we didn't.
Looks like we did the right
thing. Even when it was not
flattened they all stuck together
and grew big. We already
flattened the other one but now
we knew the result we knew it
was too late. We threw the
batch in. The big Anzac Biscuits
were not the worst prob. The
stuff under the biscuit was soggy.
It was a huge fail for my first try
at Anzac Biscuit. It was okay.
Doesn't matter. My mum thinks
it was the recipe. It think it was
the too much ingredients.
Anyways we had a good try.
Remember to comment!!! My
recipe is in the isolation hacks
so look out for that. For now,
Saturday, April 25, 2020
Reacting to Alan Becker's AFM short series. Ep. 3
You guys might know that I have been writing some story types recently and I have decided that I will try make the series as quick as possible each day. Be sure to look out for them!!!
Yellow is playing with redstone. He puts down a pressure plate. *press press*. Yup that works. He puts down a redstone lamp beside it and says, wonder if this works. He stands on the pressure plate. Yup that work. *Break break*. Let's see if piston work. *press press*. Oh yup piston work. Break that. *Break break*. Let's see if trapdoor works. I bet it does. *Press press*. Yup it works. Time to try something else. *Break break* breaks a block in the computer. *GASP* WHAT HAVE I DONE? UM.. Hmm... think think think... aha! get wool and put dat in hole.... then walk away... *whistle whistle...*....... Yellow walks back. He shakes his head. *Break break break......* *break, break, break... oof!* What the... hmm... so dark. He puts torch down. Looks around... hmm... aha! There is a broken railway. He inspects then finds a minecart with chest. He gets the chest out and moves the minecart. Then he jumps in the minecart and pushes the minecart forward. It moves like a train. *happy and excited*. Then he sees a small ramp going down. He makes it more well and puts rails on it. Then he jumps in aand pushes the minecart. The minecart goes down. He reaches the end with a thump. He stays there for a second, hyperventilating then backflips off the minecart. Oh my round this is the best thing in the world!!! Then he gets an idea...
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Orange is talking to Red, Blue and Green about something and gets excited and suddenly the others stop and Orange turns around. They see a huge redstone lamp sign thing going down and Yellow is standing at the entrance. The others look and look at them confused. Then Yellow shows them four minecarts and points to them. The others walk forward and Orange moves one of the minecarts. Then he looks down the steep railway. He looks at Yelllow like he's crazy and looks back at the railway. Then he slowly turns while Yellow is looking away. He trys to run but Yellow holds him firmly. He puts Orange in the minecart and pushes his head down so he stays. He looks to the others. Green looks at Red and Blue. They shrug then hop into the minecarts too. Then Yellow pushes them into the roller-coaster. They are forced to put there hands back because of the speed. It starts with a descending spin. Then a small hill. Then a straight line. Orange likes it. Hands in the air. The others too. All hands are in the air. Then there are slime jumpers. They propel them into the air. Then it is calm... They see a giant yellow stick guy. They salute to him. Then they go down a steep, long hill. Orange looks forward and sees nothing but lava. Oh no! They get closer and closer and closer and closer... they cower in fear... Orange hopes for the best... then suddenly there are pistons remove the rails beneath them. The sigh in relief. It is a calm road again. Then the road gets shorter ( in height) and shorter and shorter until they are at one block height. Then it is normal again. This time they are in a ravine. They see another Yellow figure holding this time a rail. Then there is a big slime jump to slime jump. Then they go onto different tracks at the top to the bottom. then they go into small hills. Finally ending with a loop de-loop. HANDS IN THE AIR!!! They finally reach the end. There are redstone lamps there. THE END it says and they clap. Then the redstone says . . . JK. Then they drop down down down onto another track. Then it goes down to a steep hill. A very long steep hill. Yellow is there waiting. Then he sees the minecarts coming. Yay! They come. At the end, there is a big fire ring loop that the others go through. Yellow gets excited now and dances around. The minecarts come near the finish... they hit the ramp... and they drop down into the lava. #minecraftphysicsisnotthebest.
The End.
Check out all of Alan Becker's Vids. They always make me ROTFL. Check out his youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlanBecker Link 2 go 2 his Youtube Channel. Sub 2 Alan Becker!!!
Yellow is playing with redstone. He puts down a pressure plate. *press press*. Yup that works. He puts down a redstone lamp beside it and says, wonder if this works. He stands on the pressure plate. Yup that work. *Break break*. Let's see if piston work. *press press*. Oh yup piston work. Break that. *Break break*. Let's see if trapdoor works. I bet it does. *Press press*. Yup it works. Time to try something else. *Break break* breaks a block in the computer. *GASP* WHAT HAVE I DONE? UM.. Hmm... think think think... aha! get wool and put dat in hole.... then walk away... *whistle whistle...*....... Yellow walks back. He shakes his head. *Break break break......* *break, break, break... oof!* What the... hmm... so dark. He puts torch down. Looks around... hmm... aha! There is a broken railway. He inspects then finds a minecart with chest. He gets the chest out and moves the minecart. Then he jumps in the minecart and pushes the minecart forward. It moves like a train. *happy and excited*. Then he sees a small ramp going down. He makes it more well and puts rails on it. Then he jumps in aand pushes the minecart. The minecart goes down. He reaches the end with a thump. He stays there for a second, hyperventilating then backflips off the minecart. Oh my round this is the best thing in the world!!! Then he gets an idea...
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Orange is talking to Red, Blue and Green about something and gets excited and suddenly the others stop and Orange turns around. They see a huge redstone lamp sign thing going down and Yellow is standing at the entrance. The others look and look at them confused. Then Yellow shows them four minecarts and points to them. The others walk forward and Orange moves one of the minecarts. Then he looks down the steep railway. He looks at Yelllow like he's crazy and looks back at the railway. Then he slowly turns while Yellow is looking away. He trys to run but Yellow holds him firmly. He puts Orange in the minecart and pushes his head down so he stays. He looks to the others. Green looks at Red and Blue. They shrug then hop into the minecarts too. Then Yellow pushes them into the roller-coaster. They are forced to put there hands back because of the speed. It starts with a descending spin. Then a small hill. Then a straight line. Orange likes it. Hands in the air. The others too. All hands are in the air. Then there are slime jumpers. They propel them into the air. Then it is calm... They see a giant yellow stick guy. They salute to him. Then they go down a steep, long hill. Orange looks forward and sees nothing but lava. Oh no! They get closer and closer and closer and closer... they cower in fear... Orange hopes for the best... then suddenly there are pistons remove the rails beneath them. The sigh in relief. It is a calm road again. Then the road gets shorter ( in height) and shorter and shorter until they are at one block height. Then it is normal again. This time they are in a ravine. They see another Yellow figure holding this time a rail. Then there is a big slime jump to slime jump. Then they go onto different tracks at the top to the bottom. then they go into small hills. Finally ending with a loop de-loop. HANDS IN THE AIR!!! They finally reach the end. There are redstone lamps there. THE END it says and they clap. Then the redstone says . . . JK. Then they drop down down down onto another track. Then it goes down to a steep hill. A very long steep hill. Yellow is there waiting. Then he sees the minecarts coming. Yay! They come. At the end, there is a big fire ring loop that the others go through. Yellow gets excited now and dances around. The minecarts come near the finish... they hit the ramp... and they drop down into the lava. #minecraftphysicsisnotthebest.
The End.
Check out all of Alan Becker's Vids. They always make me ROTFL. Check out his youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlanBecker Link 2 go 2 his Youtube Channel. Sub 2 Alan Becker!!!
Isolation Life Hacks.
You can make some very cool items that could help you get through isolation. I haven't tried these life hacks so please comment if they work. I want to wish everyone a big be safe and let's now get into it.
If you have lots of people in your family this life hack could work for you. You will need: A bottle of soap, some straws, a balloon, some tape and a drill. Get your bottle of soap and drill some holes the shape of your straw's perimetre. Then put your straws inside of the holes you made. Make sure your soap is not full to the top. Then take the cap off the soap bottle. Cut a small hole in the balloon on the top. Then put the side of the hole you made and tape it on. Blow at the other end and soap should comeout the other end. You can iron the end of the straw when your not using it then when you are, snip the ends off by a little. Remember to use parchment paper to iron the ends. That is that life hack now the next one. Remember to comment if these work!!!
Now for the second life hack. This hack will require: two elastic bands, a few thick tissues or soft clean wipes, hot glue gun and not afraid of others because this is not really a working hack. It is just for fun. Get your glue gun and glue your tissues together. Then glue the elastic bands on the tissues. There you have it your own homenade mask. Heh. But seriously, that is a very cool thing to do in isolation right now. To the next hack.
Get physical with some fun. This hack will make you stop being bored. If you like sports. This hack will require some help from an adult so stand by. You will need: a old net, some wood or poles more sensible but either will do. Your toolbox, nails, drill and a ball. You can make either a soccer goal or a basketball hoop if you don't have them already. I'm going to make a soccer goal but the basketball hoop should be easy so try figure it out for yourself and get crafty. Get your wood or poles and set them in a triangular prism shape. Then.use what you've got and nail or somehow bind them together. Now here comes the net. Get the net and hot glue gun it on. Now have fun kicking a ball into your new goal. Over to life hack in isolation No. 4.
Now this one is a cool one. It is another one that will help you forget what boring is. I don't like wasting money on this thing because with just a glue gun you can do it. This hack will require a cool 2D sculpture, hot glue gun, a spray can of your choice and some parchement paper. I'll do for example, The Eiffel Tower. Find a 2D picture on the internet of if you have some yourself. Get some see through parchment paper and place it on the picture of your Eiffel Tower or whatever. Trace all the details of the picture a hot glue gun and do that 3 more times. You might go through much more glue sticks. Then let them all dry. Once you know they are dry, get more glue sticks and kick all of it until broken. Haha. You wasted all your glue. Nah, i'm joking. Don't break it. Of course you won't right after all the hard work. Glue all 4 pieces together then spray paint it.
Ta-da!!! Awesome right? Now if you think that is awesome go to the next one.
Now this is that do with cooking. At the momment it is close to Anzac Day. I'm going to attempt to make some Anzac Biscuits soon. Yiu can make these at any time just make it more in that style. Example: Christmas: Tree or St Patricks: Clover of if your fancy, a Leprechaun. For Anzac, I'm going for a classic: a poppy. This requires:
1 ¼ cups quick oats
1 cup plain flour
1 cup caster sugar
½ cup desiccated coconut
½ cup shredded coconut
150 g unsalted butter, chopped
2 tbsp golden syrup
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
2 tbsp boiling water
Ok now do the following method. Get three cooking trays and line them up. Then mix all of the following: oats, flour, sugar and both coconuts. Mix it in a big bowl. Melt thand syrup in a medium saucepan over a low heat. Remove from heat. Dissolve soda in water in a heatproof jug. Stir into butter mixture. Pour butter mixture over oat mixture. Stir well until combined. Roll rounded tablespoons of mixture into balls. Place 5cm apart on prepared trays. Press to slightly flatten. Cook two trays in a moderately slow oven (160C) for about 16 to 18 minutes, or until very golden brown. Remove from oven. Repeat with remaining tray. Stand biscuits on trays for 10 minutes. Transfer to wire rack to cool. Well ther you go a huge batch of Anzac Bikkies. Nice for your fanily and friends to eat. Just don't go running to your friends house just to deliver these cookies. Stay HOME!!!
Now you have read all my life hacks and why don't you try them out. Don't be a Katniss root stuck in the ground, and go to do my hacks. Hope you will enjoy!
Read if interested. Go check out my Alan Becker AFM shorts my edition. Hope you can see!
If you have lots of people in your family this life hack could work for you. You will need: A bottle of soap, some straws, a balloon, some tape and a drill. Get your bottle of soap and drill some holes the shape of your straw's perimetre. Then put your straws inside of the holes you made. Make sure your soap is not full to the top. Then take the cap off the soap bottle. Cut a small hole in the balloon on the top. Then put the side of the hole you made and tape it on. Blow at the other end and soap should comeout the other end. You can iron the end of the straw when your not using it then when you are, snip the ends off by a little. Remember to use parchment paper to iron the ends. That is that life hack now the next one. Remember to comment if these work!!!
Now for the second life hack. This hack will require: two elastic bands, a few thick tissues or soft clean wipes, hot glue gun and not afraid of others because this is not really a working hack. It is just for fun. Get your glue gun and glue your tissues together. Then glue the elastic bands on the tissues. There you have it your own homenade mask. Heh. But seriously, that is a very cool thing to do in isolation right now. To the next hack.
Get physical with some fun. This hack will make you stop being bored. If you like sports. This hack will require some help from an adult so stand by. You will need: a old net, some wood or poles more sensible but either will do. Your toolbox, nails, drill and a ball. You can make either a soccer goal or a basketball hoop if you don't have them already. I'm going to make a soccer goal but the basketball hoop should be easy so try figure it out for yourself and get crafty. Get your wood or poles and set them in a triangular prism shape. Then.use what you've got and nail or somehow bind them together. Now here comes the net. Get the net and hot glue gun it on. Now have fun kicking a ball into your new goal. Over to life hack in isolation No. 4.
Now this one is a cool one. It is another one that will help you forget what boring is. I don't like wasting money on this thing because with just a glue gun you can do it. This hack will require a cool 2D sculpture, hot glue gun, a spray can of your choice and some parchement paper. I'll do for example, The Eiffel Tower. Find a 2D picture on the internet of if you have some yourself. Get some see through parchment paper and place it on the picture of your Eiffel Tower or whatever. Trace all the details of the picture a hot glue gun and do that 3 more times. You might go through much more glue sticks. Then let them all dry. Once you know they are dry, get more glue sticks and kick all of it until broken. Haha. You wasted all your glue. Nah, i'm joking. Don't break it. Of course you won't right after all the hard work. Glue all 4 pieces together then spray paint it.
Ta-da!!! Awesome right? Now if you think that is awesome go to the next one.
Now this is that do with cooking. At the momment it is close to Anzac Day. I'm going to attempt to make some Anzac Biscuits soon. Yiu can make these at any time just make it more in that style. Example: Christmas: Tree or St Patricks: Clover of if your fancy, a Leprechaun. For Anzac, I'm going for a classic: a poppy. This requires:
1 ¼ cups quick oats
1 cup plain flour
1 cup caster sugar
½ cup desiccated coconut
½ cup shredded coconut
150 g unsalted butter, chopped
2 tbsp golden syrup
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
2 tbsp boiling water
Ok now do the following method. Get three cooking trays and line them up. Then mix all of the following: oats, flour, sugar and both coconuts. Mix it in a big bowl. Melt thand syrup in a medium saucepan over a low heat. Remove from heat. Dissolve soda in water in a heatproof jug. Stir into butter mixture. Pour butter mixture over oat mixture. Stir well until combined. Roll rounded tablespoons of mixture into balls. Place 5cm apart on prepared trays. Press to slightly flatten. Cook two trays in a moderately slow oven (160C) for about 16 to 18 minutes, or until very golden brown. Remove from oven. Repeat with remaining tray. Stand biscuits on trays for 10 minutes. Transfer to wire rack to cool. Well ther you go a huge batch of Anzac Bikkies. Nice for your fanily and friends to eat. Just don't go running to your friends house just to deliver these cookies. Stay HOME!!!
Now you have read all my life hacks and why don't you try them out. Don't be a Katniss root stuck in the ground, and go to do my hacks. Hope you will enjoy!
Read if interested. Go check out my Alan Becker AFM shorts my edition. Hope you can see!
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